So I just posted about how I was like all, I just need to decide to talk about something. Well, I just had an experience!
Remember my post from when I fell in a pond? Yeah, it was literally MONTHS ago. It happened in the beginning of august.
Well today, I went to put my shoes on to go outside and start the truck. It’s now December. Which means temperatures are far below zero. And there’s snow. And cars are really cold when you first get into the damn things, so you start em 15 minutes ahead of time so they can defrost and yada yada yada. <–that bit was for you punks who live in areas that are always warm and cozy. Pshhhh!
ANYWAYS. I went to put my shoes on, and I was like. Whoa snap. What the..inthe hell…is IN MY SHOE?! I honestly thought it was like a dead and decomposed rat or something, because I haven’t worn that particular pair of shoes in forever. Since I fell in a pond to be exact.
So there I am, my foot stuck in my shoe, with some awkward substance all over in it. I was afraid to take my foot out. Afraid to see what would be all over my poor little sock.
And then I put on my big girl pants and took out my foot. Which was when I was like, the fuck?!
There’s like 4 feet of sand in my shoes. (Try and figure out how 4 feet of sand can fit in a shoe, it was intense).
Don’t ask why I wanted to post about that. It was ridiculously retarded. And don’t ask why the title has Lurve in it. Maybe because I LURVE YOU ALL. You being the non-existent people who read this. Yay!